No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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A American seeking into mexico

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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