- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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