Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Neither did she.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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