Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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how man

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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