Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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