What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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