- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Women's Rights

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Guess what? You guessed it.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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