What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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