Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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