whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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The New York Giants

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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I'm Coming

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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