What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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The global news

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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