- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

KILL WHITEY

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

snowglobe

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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