- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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