- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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