- Anti Joke

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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