Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Caramel Boing.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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