- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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