Gus's mom

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

My cat just died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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