- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

a man was shot.... he died

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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