A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Yanter, Look it up

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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