- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Boxing on Boxing Day

Actually it was me Josh brown

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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