Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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