- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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