- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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