Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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