- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Maths.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

sadf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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