What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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A house comes around the corner.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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