What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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