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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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