- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Cripples are lame.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Cheese

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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