A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why are balck people black because they are

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

your face

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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