What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's 9 + 10 19

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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