- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

I have a horse.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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