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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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