knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Flowers are colors Love me

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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