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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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