- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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