So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

123 f*ck off

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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