- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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