- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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