What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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you see theres this guy.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Anti Joke

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