- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

1+1=2

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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