Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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