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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Horse.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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