If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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