how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A pope meets another one

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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