- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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