- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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