What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Tony Romo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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