Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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