A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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