so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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