- Anti Joke

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

every knight i see an owl at window

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.