- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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