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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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