- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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