What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Robin, get in the car!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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