- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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