A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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