What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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