Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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I'm rick james bitch

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Anti Joke

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