How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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