- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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