- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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