What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

thumb_up thumb_down -27

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Read a Book.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops