a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Sloths

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Robin, get in the car, please.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock Knock Who's there

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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