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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

were at work systems r down

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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