Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

And you honored it I see :P

hers a joke... japanese people

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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