frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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