What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Lololol

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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