- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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