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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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