- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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