What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Bitch

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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y u no like me joke?

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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