Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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women's rights

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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