- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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