how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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