- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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