How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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LOL

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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