- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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