- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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