A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

womens rights

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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