- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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