What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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