- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what did the man say to the other man? hey

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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