A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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