- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Religion.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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