- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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