- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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