- Anti Joke

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!