- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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