- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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