- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

ask me if i am a tree. no.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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