Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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