Sarah Palin's political campaign

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Dwight Howard

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Your sex life.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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