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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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