What's the new green? Green

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Please don't shoot me

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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