- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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