- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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