Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Im cute hehehee

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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