- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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