What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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