what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Mogok Papiti.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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