Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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