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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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