What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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