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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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