what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

osama bin laden is dead

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

It says so on your cap.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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