why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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