A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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