- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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