The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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