- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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