ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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