- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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