- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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