- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Your mam is so fat.

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