Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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