- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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