What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

ure mama's so fat

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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