- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

how much fish could a chicken

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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