Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Anti Joke

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